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Tweak says, "whaaaa?"

Joel Aitcheson (snarkass) wrote,
@ 2009-01-25 22:22:00

ATTN. HOGWARTS STUDENTS.
You have the rare opportunity to elicit advice from Mr. Joel Aitcheson. This is a limited offer that'll last a day or two - maybe. If you don't hear back from me in 24 hours, assume the offer has expired.

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	the_sleuth 2009-01-25 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Advice on what exactly? How to be a complete jackass who will forever live in his fathers shadow? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:56 am UTC (link)
	~~You have no fucking idea about my fath~~ No. It's on "how to be a cynical bitch who can't even live off her father's salary." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_sleuth 2009-01-25 05:59 am UTC (link)
	And I take it you have first hand experience eon how to deal with that then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely. Okay, no I don't. Care to enlighten me on what it's like to PMS every day of the year? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_sleuth 2009-01-25 06:09 am UTC (link)
	~~OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SO GODDAMN ANNOYING!~~ Oh wow, that was witty. PMS jokes, very original. What are you, 10? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	I had a repressed childhood. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Joel hugothehuge 2009-01-25 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	~~I need~~ ~~How do you~~ Are you any good with girls? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private to Hugo snarkass 2009-01-25 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~Oh. Shit. He's taking me seriously.~~ I'm great with girls. What do you need to know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Joel hugothehuge 2009-01-25 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well... How do you get them to notice you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Private to Hugo

snarkass
2009-01-25 05:53 pm UTC (link)

~~By either charming them, or being an asshole and then charming them. But you can't do that, it wouldn't work for you.~~

Don't try too hard. To start off, don't worry about getting them to notice you, just be confident in general and ~~on the rare offchance~~ they'll think of you as someone they could potentially date.

Is there someone in particular, or you just want general advice? Because anything more is going to cost you

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	Re: Private to Hugo hugothehuge 2009-01-25 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Cost me what? Money? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Hugo snarkass 2009-01-25 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. And if you don't have much of that, it'll have to be something else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Joel hugothehuge 2009-01-25 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	~~Is it good advice? Because "being confident" isn't good advice.~~ I guess I could pay you. How much? I don't really want to name names, though. Could I just, um, describe her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Hugo snarkass 2009-01-25 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	You're really that desperate? You can't expect me to help if you can't even admit who you're into. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Joel hugothehuge 2009-01-25 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~I just don't know what to do!~~ Fine, nevermind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Hugo snarkass 2009-01-25 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	~~This is ridiculous.~~ Describe her then. And keep the purple prose to a minimum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Joel hugothehuge 2009-01-25 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	She's gorgeous. And I'm not just saying that because I like her, she really is. And smart, and friendly. And understanding. And popular. She talks to me and everything, but I'm not the kind of guy girls like her date, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tomfoolery 2009-01-25 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Very important question to consider here: Will the start of the house quidditch season prevent me from hexing myself? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	At dawn, look to the left. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tomfoolery 2009-01-25 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Well, at least that means I'll make it through the night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	You never know. You could encounter Club Rush banners. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tomfoolery 2009-01-25 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Or I could just hide out until this week is over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I hear the Pitch is safe, sans the so-called Broom Illusionist Society. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tomfoolery 2009-01-25 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Then, I'll have to make a point to head down before breakfast because for some reason I don't think the Broom Illusionist Society gets up that early. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	One on one? Careful. The Broom Illusionist Society might see this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tomfoolery 2009-01-25 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	You know I'm not too worried about them. But I'll be out on the pitch tomorrow morning regardless. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alexsparkles 2009-01-25 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Damn. I don't need advice on anything right now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe for you I'll make an exception. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexsparkles 2009-01-25 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Like a sort of IOU on advice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexsparkles 2009-01-25 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Your advice better be worth it, Aitcheson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Your question better be worth it, Entwhistle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexsparkles 2009-01-25 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my question will be worth it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be brilliant, will it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexsparkles 2009-01-25 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. I wouldn't want to waste your time on lame question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkass 2009-01-25 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm being paid for my advice now - so I would certainly hope so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexsparkles 2009-01-25 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Someone's actually paying you? That's ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ohsodramatic 2009-01-25 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	IS YOUR OFFER STILL GOOD??? I NEED ADVICE!!!! (Reply to this)